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I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.
*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.
by gl.dot August 12, 2023
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As useful as the average politician

Used to describe how useless something or someone is
A lot of the regulatory bodies meant to protect consumers are as useful as the average politician.
by Kofi_essil July 21, 2024
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Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert

A state of alert triggered when Andrew Tate imparts significant wisdom; akin to the stickiness of peanut🥜butter, the advice is substantial and not to be missed.

Every time Tate speaks out on financial freedom, it's a Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert, urging us to pay attention.
by MindFuck X October 9, 2023
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Red Jew alert

While at a restaurant, indulging in a fancy soup, you’re surprised to find oneself slurping up a whole pig's ear into your mouth and chewing it to small tiny pieces . A traumatic experience that will make you consider going vegan forever.
Man that restaurant should have a red jew alert .. do they think we all eat non kosher ?!?!
by Bitchbetterbegood May 23, 2024
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broke nigga alert

A phrase used to confirm that a nigga has reached the lowest point of financial

Stability to where affording anything above 10 dollars is as unlikely as u pulling a 10/10 latina
Ay bro I need some money I got fired

Bro: BROKE NIGGA ALERT ⚠️
by The man the myth broke nigga#1 November 23, 2024
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better than the average bare

What a supposedly-above-average stripper or nudist-camp member claims to be.
Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
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better than the average Bayer

What a supposedly-superior brand of aspirin claims to be.
If you add an "abbreviating apostrophe" right before da capital "b" in da "better than the average Bayer" phrase --- i.e., if you spell it "'Bayer", thus eliminating da small "e' at da beginning of da word --- then it could also refer to an online buyer/seller who exhibits exemplary behavior/performance.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
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