asshole rules

A term used to describes one who makes a double standard rule, normally used in jokes

You can follow girls but I cant follow boys??? Thats asshole rules!

by kaseym86 April 29, 2024

Asshole Level

The level to which a person is considered an asshole. Generally on a scale from 1 - 10.
1: Ass
2: Putz
3: Gouche
4: Bunghole
5: Douchebag
6: Chode
7: Ass Clown
8: Dickbyte
9: Son of a Bitch
10: Completely Fucking Worthless

"That guy has like 50 bumper stickers on his car. His asshole level is at least a 7!"

by Sweenus007 May 22, 2024

Asshole melter

The steamiest, hottest, most painful shit that causes your asshole to burn for a few minutes after

“Bro my ass is so sore”
“What the hell happend?!”
“I just had an Asshole Melter”

by CuppaDoe June 12, 2024

Asshole in the corner pocket

A name for someone that is so annoying that you want to shove into the corner instead of saying “sit down and shut up”

Person 1: Ugh, this person is being so damn annoying!
Person 2: It can’t be that bad.
Person 1: He’s ruining the day for everyone! I just wanna shove him into a wall!
Person 2: He must be a real asshole in the corner pocket.

by SyncreticPriestess June 17, 2024

Asshole Tendencies

When someone has the tendency to be an asshole.

Your friend has asshole tendencies

by ZaZa Willms September 10, 2024

Asshole Bias

The tendency to dislike or disapprove of someone’s actions, regardless of their nature, once they’ve been widely deemed an "asshole" by others and their inconsiderate behavior has solidified your personal dislike for them. Even when you recognize that you engage in similar behavior—behavior that isn't inherently rude or malicious—you’ll still feel disproportionate annoyance or anger toward their actions.

"I know I can be a bit loud in public sometimes, but when Sonya raises her voice like that, it triggers my asshole bias—I just can't stand her doing it, even though it's something I’ve done myself."

"I’ll admit, I sometimes text during movies, but when Mark does it, it drives me crazy. His constant texting just sets off my asshole bias"

by McLovin17# January 7, 2025

Asshole shiner

A dog who flaunts their asshole publicly with no shame.

Look at that dogs asshole shiner.

by Madam La’rue April 13, 2025