Pathetic Asian Syndrome

An asian who go full on out hardcore with an asian style. The girls have different shades of different colours in their dead, layered, straight and thin hair. Getting clothing from Supre and thinking they are a mix between "swag" and "indie". The boys have a mullet with around 3 different colours, wearing mostly G-Star and Henleys. Both of them have a high majority of crooked teeth, resulting in covering their mouth when they laugh. They go beyond corny especially when in relationships.

"Oh god, did you see that asian who asked his gf to the formal by paper and roses"

"Yes I did, and what was she wearing?"

"Defs supre, I can't even identify that style, obviously they both have a case of Pathetic Asian Syndrome"

by lozdog101 August 13, 2012

ASIAN GRAFFITI

The tire/scrape marks you see on highway onramps, curbs, and anywhere where a bad driver hit somthing stationary

"look at all the asian graffiti on the curbs in china town"

by chillin December 28, 2003

Asian Mouthwash

when a woman is giving a man a blow job and she pukes on his dick.

God damn Stacey gave me asian mouthwash again, thats the third time this week!

by smittayyy December 8, 2010

the asian tumbler

when a man ejaculates in a womens eyes then pushes her down the stairs

Speaker a:"hey my girl wont let me break up with her."
speaker b:"i no what will make her hate you."
Speaker a: "WHATT!!"
Speaker b: "give her the asian tumbler".

by zrike August 21, 2006

asian flush

Also known as the asian glow, this is a slightly embarassing condition in which the flow of blood to one's face increases after the imbuement of a relatively small amount of alcohol, resulting in rosy cheeks - it may look as though one has just come in from the cold.

Asian flush results from the fact that the rate of metabolism of alcohol in one's asian digestive system is unfortunately much lower than the alcohol intake rate - even when one is drinking alcohol at a reasonable rate.

As a result, many asians have very low alcohol tolerance. However, asian/european half-breeds (sometimes referred to as eurasian, mixers and halfies) are sometimes lucky enough to have a genetic cure for this condition.

"Man, look at Stu. Two beers and he's already championing the asian flush."

"Good thing I'm eurasian ... my Irish blood is neutralizing the asian flush."

by skells January 18, 2005

Asian Toe Ring

When an asian man sticks his weiner between a girls toes and he gets off leaving a ring on the girls toe. why asian you ask? because only an asian weiner is small enough to fit between a girls toes

Dude his weiner was so little all he could do was give her an asian toe ring, and hes not even asian!

by Ashweedeckdizzle January 25, 2009

asian girl syndrome

A diagnosis for a type of person who has exceedingly high standards set by her parents. These are the types of people that will usually cry over missing half a point on the test. A huge hint that someone may have asian girl syndrome is their lack of self-esteem, knowing how to play at least two instruments (most commonly violin and piano), and taking an outside sport like tennis or swimming.

Jing: "*Sigh* -- I only got 43 for my twelve minute swimming test."
Robert: "I hope you realize that you just beat the school record."
Jing: "*Starts crying*I-I'm... not g-g-gonna get sup-p-p-per today.."
Robert: "Please go to a doctor, you may have asian girl syndrome."

by lol yah May 12, 2016