Alpine Peaks

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth, she then passes the ejaculate to him in a kiss, and he blows the white frothy liquid over her breasts making them look like snowy peaks.

After receiving a blow job, then snowballing with his girlfriend the man blows the cum on her chest giving her Alpine Peaks.

by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013

Alpha Male

Someone who goes to the gym and is stronger than most people. They don’t actually have any courage or skill at anything. Instead of actually socializing with people, they just keep working out hoping a girl will somehow magically appear in their life. They’ve never actually learned how to fight either, they think they can just bench press an opponent to death (which might actually work, not completely counting it out, but they’d probably lose to an mma fighter). Anyways, being a true alpha male takes a lot more than just lifting weights. Do you have people skills? Are you actually brave, or just strong? Can you outsmart people? Are you a leader or just a meathead? Sorry, but being strong doesn’t make you an alpha, it’s just one part of the mix of a lot of variables.

Person 1: “You know, I just have a super alpha male personality.”
Person 2: “Really? Cuz you live at your mom’s house and can’t pull a girlfriend. Maybe it’s time you go to college and get out of the comfort zone of your local 24 hour fitness.”

by stop playing cod and grow up November 14, 2019

alphanso

An amazing person that everyone loves and adores. Get yourself an alphanso, unless the have a s/o. Then back off.

All the girls are looking at Alphanso!

by cAYLYNNN April 24, 2021

alphamaxing

Alphamaxing. It's when you jerk off to your nemesis' lowest point or death. Its rubbing one out at a funeral because the dude was a dick. It's masturbating knowing that his kids will have a fatherless future or when his wife serves him with divorce papers. Its jerking off with hate in your heart but also a sense of accomplishment and pride. It's the last laugh.

It's alphamaxing. More people will probably join the mile high club than actually alphamax. It takes a tremendous amount of hate and bravado to pull it off.

by Jrgorg May 4, 2022

one alpha

where 'alpha' is a unit of measurement for the width of a spreadsheet, a 'one alpha' is a small spreadsheet. ie it only uses the columns A through Z or less. expressed in notation as 1A.

the term is also adapted to larger spreadsheets, eg two alpha (2A), five alpha (5A), etc., and it is worth noting that excel 2007 can accommodate slightly more than a six hundred and thirty alpha spreadsheet (which is technically a six hundred and thirty one alpha), because six hundred and thirty two alpha is just being ridiculous.

eg: the numbers are pretty clear; i'll have a one alpha to you by lunch

or

here in the Business Services Unit the standard is one alpha

by ESP within the Force July 17, 2011

Ryan Alpers

The sexiest man alive. Has an attractive body, that attracts Jings and women. He eats more than a cow, yet the six pack of a God.

I wish Ryan Alpers would touch my weiner....

by Ryan Alpers beast September 28, 2011

wolf alpha

Usually starts with a m or h she / he is fire 🔥 born and you will know when you find one but in your life time you probably will not here is how you know quite but sometimes accidentally showts things out but usually has 1 or 2 friends but DON'T TRY TO FIGHT THEM !!!

Strong slik and can win you over weather it's your heart or your life wolf alpha names like mack Hana halee mark and more

by 🐺❤ January 15, 2018