bakersfield three way

When three guys split the cost of a gas station vending machine cock ring.

Did you see that woman pleaser in the bathroom vending machine? Let's go bakersfield three way on it.

by Ridiculous KPJ July 8, 2012

‘Three Week Lockdown’

When you bamboozle a nation into several months of restrictions.

Mum: Nicola Stuergeon has recently revealed a ‘Three week Lockdown’ to avoid the spread of the Omicron variant.

……….. 9 months later

Three week lockdown still going strong. Only allowed outside to receive your 9th booster jab.

by 12th Booster Jab December 21, 2021

three month relationship

noun; a three month relationship is the result of what happens when someone is skeptical about dating another person and they end up going out quickly realizing that it wont work out, these relationships on average last around three months hence "three month" it is an alternative to being friendzoned/put in the friendzone

joseph~hey sarah are you going out with kevin?
sarah~no, i dont want another dumb three month relationship

kevin~..... cries.....

by hoochimama6969 April 22, 2016

Three Steaks Pam

Someone who would happily eat 3 steaks in one sitting. This shouldn’t be seen as a negative, more of an honour.

"'Oh, do you know what my wife Pamela had last night? Do you know what my fat, disgusting wide Pamela had? Three steaks.' Then they'll tell their wives and before you know it, I'll be known as Three Steaks Pam."

by Shiftybadger November 29, 2018

three dicks in a barrel

The three amigos, the three musketeers, three peas in a pod, huey, dewey and louie, the three stooges.
Three really good friends.

Oskar: come on we're like three dicks in a barrel

by MustachioManio October 26, 2017

three-stroke charlie

I guy who ejaculates quickly.

Man, I hardly got started before that three-stroke Charlie was finished and smoking a cigarette. Couldn’t have been more than 15 seconds.

by 1egg2fry May 23, 2016

Three-Ring Circus

To have sex with two clowns simultaneously. This may end in a creampie, though not always the kind you're expecting.

"Say, Jim, you feeling okay? You have a haunted air about you."

"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."

by anonymous June 10, 2022