wii-tard

a dumb ass nintendo fan-boy nerd who likes the nintendo wii. Actually anybody who likes the nintendo wii is a Wii-tard. The only good game for it is the new zelda and you can get it for gamecube so why the fuck would anybody waste their mony because the rest of the games are dog-shit.

"Get an X-box 360 Chris Choen you fat nerdish blob who plays the violin, fuckin wii-tard"

by Colin Fields December 23, 2006

tard moment

Caution: May be offensive to some

short for retard moment

1. Describes a moment when you are trying to solve a problem, and are wracking your brain and when you find how simple the answer is, you marvel at your own stupidity
2. When you are talking and totally forget what you are talking about

Person 1: Yeah and then I went to....*blanks out*
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I totally forgot what I was saying, tard moment #1.
Person 2: ha ha ha

by Chairman July 02, 2004

e-tard

A person that speaks "l337" or some other degenerative computer language that may or may not use "rAndOm CApItALIzAtION".

l337Hax0r is an e-tard.

by Gimp Lick June 01, 2004

Wii-Tard

Any person who cannot, no matter how hard they try, get the hang of using a Wii.

"Sally's such a wii-tard, she can't even do the will bowl without f*cking up and hitting the A button everytime!"

by Absolut Ang March 12, 2009

working tard

play on phrase "working hard"; meaning one who works hard but stupidly, and thus gets unsatisfying results.

"I bust my ass and only make thirty-two-thousand bucks a year."

"You're working tard."

by freemason5600 October 05, 2011

P-Tarded

Retarded, Vain, Rude, DUMB...

People think theyre so smart and poplular.. but they really have no life and and our selfless. We call those people P-tarded

by iKaan June 20, 2010

Tic-tard

Combination of lunatic and retard.

Don't be such a Tic-Tard.

by Patti Kate October 08, 2008