“all i hang around are legends”

a statement that is of no value.

“all i hang around are legends”

by bruhonfoenem December 10, 2021

National help your wife around the house day

December 7th and any other day your wife declares it to be national help your wife around the house day. She shouldn’t have to ask for the help, you just help out of the kindness of your heart and the love you have for her. (for example do a load of laundry, wash dishes or vacuum)

Honey today is national help your wife around the house day!

by Caring wife and mother December 6, 2017

We need to get our teeth around this monkey

When you need to grasp a situation that could be a little wild or crazy.

"Listen up, everyone. We have some service issues and we need to get our teeth around this monkey!"

by monkeywrangler2016 June 12, 2016

dicking around

Rubbing ones penis on things.

Bob was dicking around the room.

by Bob October 28, 2003

dicking-around

1.The root "dick" refers to the male genetalia in reference to "jacking-off" which can either mean mastrabation or for our purposes, not getting much accomplished.

2.To be "dicked-around" can mean to recieve "the short end of the stick" however deeply one may have been "dicked".
Sometimes considered offensive because of the reference to top-bottom dog mentality through alluding to male homosexual relations when used by a male refering to another male.

1.Nic and I meant to go study at the library but instead went to the bar dicking-around and hung out with some nice young ladies.

2.Tony really dicked-me-around when he should have, instead, given me two-hundred dollars for the amplifier.

by Bud Clay Thomas July 3, 2006

Hoeing around

When a girl is selling her body and/or sleeping with multiple guys at a time.

Jennifer has been hoeing around for the past year.

by Godhimself2699 December 12, 2018

brown sugar reach around

The brown sugar reach around is when you feed somebody brown sugar to keep them distracted or satisfied while you fuck them in the ass. Mainly, it's the use of friendly deception while you screw someone over.

My soon to be ex and I were in divorce negotiations and I gave her the ol' brown sugar reach around.

by Micah25 March 21, 2008