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muff cabbage

Person 1: That Snooki, she sure is a muff cabbage.
Person 2: What do you mean, muff cabbage?
Person 1: Oh, its a Jersey thing
by Not_from_jersey October 21, 2010
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Manky Muff

Normally a female has a manky muff caused by Stds / Stis by having unprotected sex
Dam that girl has a "Manky muff" she must have completed tinder/bado/snapchat
by ej2095 January 2, 2024
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BUFFALO MUFF

A vagina that has been exposed to sexually transmitted infections
Dont sleep with Amy, she has "Buffalo Muff"
by Golden Eclipse May 19, 2023
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Muff cabbage

You're muff cabbage!
by Asian todd October 21, 2010
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Cut the Muff

In short, to cut off poor quality audio.

To "cut" something means to remove or eliminate it and "muff" is short for muffle or muffled. In this case it is in reference to audio.

The idiom "Cut the Muff" is an amusing way to tell someone that their mic or audio output is muffled or unclear.
"Very muffley, very cutty. Cutty muff. Cut the muff." - Timmaaay (Obsolete Punx)
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MUFF

Contrary to popular belief, A Muff is a term used to describe a specific type of female's vagina.

Rather than Poon, being a small bodied clean shaven vagina.. Muff relates to the opposite of the detail.. I.E. A nice phat hairy vagina would be described as a MUFF.
Damn Becky's camel toe is thiccc... She's got the warmest softest Muff around.
by BeerHanded89 March 19, 2019
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beer muffs

Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.
The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.
by Nibs Niven March 10, 2013
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