You're Muted Again

When your wife starts to treat you like a Zoom panel and tells you mid-argument when she's sick of listening to you, "You're muted again," and simply walks away.

"Darling, have you seen your AMEX bill lately?"

"Sweetie, you're muted again."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

you're mom

You're a mom now.
Nothing can change it.

some person: You're mom.
a mom now: Fuck.

by SnakePartySUSSY May 13, 2022

You're welcome, nerds!

A humorously-sarcastic addendum included in a web-page where someone posts semi-in-depth info, a link, etc., about something dat only a very few humans on Earth would likely have any significant interest in (such as dat November 12th, 2010 is da FIFTY-FIFTH anniversary of da infamous nineteen-FIFTY-FIVE Hill Valley lightning storm), but dat said data-poster knows would indeed be very interesting to said "select few", and so he's taken it upon himself to scatter around and obtain said greatly-craved resources, specifically to cater to his fellow "nerds".

The Fonz's motorcycle still exists --- here's a link to a nice page about it, complete with nice color photos and fascinating factoids: onmilwaukee.com/articles/fonzie-bike. P.S. You're welcome, nerds! Knock yourselves out! AY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!

by QuacksO November 9, 2023

You're Fucked.

On a scale from 1-10, you're fucked.

"You are F.U.C.K.E-AND-D, that spells 'FUCKED' if you're too 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 to read!"

"You are, as they say in Japanese, 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 from the head down to the knees!"

You're fucked.

by GenZExpert December 27, 2024

You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas

something from the Luca’s

You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas!

by Α February 3, 2022

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

You're so sweet

What a girl tells you when you do something nice for her. You think that she's into you so you ask her "the question." Only for her to tell you that you're like a brother to her. So you kys.

Girl: Thank you! You're so sweet.
Bro: Don't fall for it, you're not shit to her.

by HugeBigLargeBig December 12, 2023