tickle me shitty

Another way of saying, "you've got to be kidding me."

Maximus: "Hey remember that really hard boss fight? Well, you gotta fight him again."
Redd: "Are you serious?"
Maximus: "Yep. Good luck brother."
Redd: "Well, tickle me shitty."

by DarkRedd22 October 21, 2025

help me

used when a video/image is funny, so much so you need help because you’re laughing that hard

*funny video*
HELP ME

by putthatishongod October 22, 2025

That's what you're doing to me

Right but senator that's what you're (or they) are doing to me. Causing suffering for sufferings sake and the mocking me while they do it.

Hym "Right but that's what you're doing to me. And what they have been doing to me up until now. I suspect that they had been sabotaging my car before it broke down and if the people are around me know that it's happening, they are refusing to tell me. I once had 2 people follow me out of a parking lot while I was doing deliveries for DoorDash. The sped up to me, yelled out of their window, and then point up 👆 and then they hit the gas and sped off at 50 minutes an hour in a 30 and immediately afterwards my tire deflated. There was a screw in my tire. They weren't trying to warn me about the tire. What it looks like to me is that you're allowing Christians at act like a mafia and racketeer your constituents. That's what it looks like to me. They are trying to harass and sabotage me into shutting up and doing what they want me to do indefinitely and your refusal to acknowledge what is happening is what gives them the cover to do it."

by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

cry me a river

When someone makes too much excuses, is being mad and cries.

friend:UR HACKING SUCH A LOSER LOLLL EZZZ CANT WIN WITHOUT HACKS
you:cry me a river.

friend:dude i was lagging u cant win me in 1v1 doggy!
you:cry me a river

by meowtteo October 26, 2025

They see me rollin’ they hatin’

When People envy your success.

Origin of the saying comes from popular rap song Ridin’ Dirty by Chamillionaire

They see me rollin’ they hatin’ -Chamillionaire 2005

by Ahadi2011 October 26, 2025

dit me SVBK

“Dit me SVBK” is a phrase used when you encounter problems while working with students from HUST. It conveys frustration or annoyance toward the foolish actions they have done to you and those around you.

who put mayonnaise in pho, are you dumb? Dit me SVBK

by SVBK October 26, 2025

oi cai dit con me FPT

When you have to pay for your unbelievable fee, and get the retake exam after all.

Why is wifi lag? oi cai dit con me FPT

by anonymous October 27, 2025