shit on my chest

the phrase used to describe how one will angrily react to something that another caused to occur. When someone is so furious they will shit on anothers chest.. similar to "shit a brick" angry. The problem causer(s) will get their chest shat on... not literally.

1. My cell phone bill was 300 dollars over.. My dad is honestly going to shit on my chest.

2. You didnt put our sex tape on the internet.. I am going to shit on your chest

by rubella April 4, 2005

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Shit Spit

When you do anal with a woman and let her shit in her mout, then spit it back in her ass.

After me and my wife dropped our son off at daycare, we did a Shit Spit.

by SouthPark&Juggalo April 5, 2005

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Shit lad

A more colourful way of just saying "shit" or "fuck".
Defining something bad, or if something bad has happened.

Shit lad, what are you going to do?!

by Ennesss May 27, 2010

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shit show

Arlene Cotto

People who drunk text funny shit frequently, people who "shake their shit", that person who always says yes when someone asks if anyone needs a beer.

"Damn did you that shit show last night?"
"yeah man she was shaking her shit and chugging beer"

by belienaaa October 19, 2011

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Bing That Shit, Bitch!

A valid response to an otherwise irrational or stupid question with an obvious answer.

Q: "Where's the Toys R Us?"
A: "Bing That Shit, Bitch!"

by Rawbbit April 23, 2012

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Fucking Shit Storm

When entering a bathroom or public toilet/stall and finding shit on the walls, seat, door, and/or floor. This happens often in truck stops and bars, but occasionally in ones own home.

1) I went in to clean the laied room and it was a mess. It looked like a fucking shit storm in there!

2) Hey, can someone bring me some paper towels. I just created a fucking shit storm in this bathroom!

by n.f.edwards July 19, 2011

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