Bang your gf/bf day

On December 9 u get to bang your partner whenever or wherever u want

You: guess what

Partner: what

You: it’s bang your gf/bf day

Partner: if u want to

by Ppgetting bigger December 8, 2021

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zoom zoom in your boom boom

Its when a man takes his little friend and sticks it in mommys tummy. Then the little friend sneezes milk in her tummy.
She says yah. and thats it.

Michael F. sure wants to zoom zoom in Ashley A.'s boom boom.

by Jimberley Kim April 30, 2005

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bludgeon your brown eye blue

To anally "bludgeon" or plunder another's colon to the point of turning it blue.

Cory, don't make me bludgeon your brown eye blue like I did to Fabio lastnight, his asshole is so blue it's truly bludgeoned!

by Alex111aaa March 28, 2009

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The awareness that you need to treasure your time on this side of eternity until your last heartbeat, living a purposeful life, and not wasting your life away, complaining that life is not fair, or living dishonestly to acquiring material wealth.

If only more people were to count their blessings, be it beauty, brain, health, or wealth, there would be less comparing with, and complaining about, others—when they can tell friends and foes that “the God who numbers your days is also the One you’d remember in both good and difficult times.”

by MathPlus June 10, 2018

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I'd have your ass in a casket

An expression used when someone asks a hateful or hurtful question or does something hateful, drastic, etc.

See also: I will fight you. Right in the face., i will cut you, I WILL BUST YOU, or I will choke you with your own asshole!!!.

Girlfriend: "What would you do if I cheated on you?"
Boyfriend: "I'd have your ass in a casket."

or

Guy #1: "I'm going to fuck your girlfriend."
Guy #2: "I'll have your ass in a casket!"

by Lacey Smiley January 13, 2011

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