When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
Get the Bagel Pick-Me-Upmug. The three magic words to get someone in instant maximum trouble and automatically unwelcome in any group indefinitely.
by Someone32143214 February 19, 2025
Get the Makes me uncomfortablemug. by ethan.the.ehviator March 12, 2021
Get the On Memug. An strong expression used to ironically jeopardize the credibility of one's claim (actually one's yap). Often following a statement that shows where the inconsistency of the claim figures.
"Person" A: I kid you not! I'm israeli and this land belongs to us, we came from it 3000 years ago!!
Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it
Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it
by kildyerustheannihalator471 April 12, 2025
Get the Tell me aboutmug. When a person begs for sex. But not equal sex, sex where one person is dominant. You wish you could get fucked. But your a filthy virgin.
by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022
Get the Fuck Me Pleasemug. 
by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023
Get the Poop on me and lick it offmug.