Shit House Fade

To sneakily get away from your mates without them realising .

I went into McDonalds to get a feed and when I came out Daniel was gone, I think he " Shit House Faded"

Normally used when a guy has some action lined up or to hammered

by Blasco Smith May 6, 2011

Pterodactyl shit crazy

Used to define extreme mental maladies.

More emphatic version of batshit crazy

Hey, Britney Spears has gone batshit crazy.

No, she's more like Pterodactyl shit crazy.

by Cazboab December 13, 2010

crazy core shits

when you eat so many crazy core skittles that you shit out a multi-colored smoothy that burns as it exits, often simmering the water

connor: dude i ate 5 bags of crazy core skittles and went home and painted my toilet.

cameron: oh sounds like you got a bad case of the crazy core shits.

by Qua-z December 20, 2010

Shitting in my Cheerios

The act of ruining someones good mood by introducing bad news or behaving like a douche-bag.

D-Bag: "This steak sucks. Why are we eating here? I think McDs has better food."

Dude: "Shut the F*** up! It's my F*** Birthday! Seriously you are shitting in my Cheerios!"

by Burgerpickle September 2, 2010

Shit Flake Ballet

Shit flake ballet is a toilet based scene created by a person with hillbilly mentality and severe self-inflicted bowel issues. A person engaged in the generation of this scene initially drops a half liquid shit flake mix out of his ass into a toilet. He then proceeds to gently stir the bowl of shit flakes with his semi hard cock, until the entire universe of shit flakes is dancing around the bowl in a harmonious and theatrical fashion.

It's the Shit Flake Ballet, baby! Nanananananaaanaa

by Höegardener October 18, 2010

Shit's getting vertical!

A term thought up on the patio of an apartment shared by two old college roomates in Ohio while a tornado was rolling through so I've been told but now is widespread in Ohio. It can mean anything and up to...

- The weather is getting crazy

- The party is getting good

- Shit just hit the fan in any way

Ex. Dude that storm is getting really bad. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you hear about Billy? His girlfriend caught him cheating. Shit's getting vertical!

Ex. Did you just see those hotties walk in the bar? Shit could get vertical tonight!

by Thetruesmitty July 15, 2010

Shit My Bed

an exclamation of surprise or dismay following the delivery of important or significant news, as one would be surprised after shitting the bed

Guy #1: "Hey dude, we're going out to the club after the game."
Guy #2: "Well, shit my bed, that's gonna be a hell of a good time."

by Go Hogs! August 30, 2010