oi cai dit con me FPT

When you have to pay for your unbelievable fee, and get the retake exam after all.

Why is wifi lag? oi cai dit con me FPT

by anonymous October 27, 2025

Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch

A term invented by mina loves spaghetti to express his fetish desire and insatiable thirst for cocks. It can also be used to show shock or suprise

Mina won the award for the gayest person on the group chat;

"Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch"

by G4nero November 1, 2023

r.i.p to me

when you are so shook in a good way about something that you are dead; deceased.

me: omg i'm meant to be with this person. i'm so happy... r.i.p to me.
person 2: wow you really are happy and shook if you're saying r.i.p to me!

by kari;) May 22, 2019

Me

The hottest person on earth

Hey! Do you see that Incredibly sexy person over there?!?!

Yeah! That’s me

by Sexy vexy April 28, 2021

Congest Me

When you having intercourse and you get choked so hard you sniffle and snort on your partner.

Chapter 1. I gazed into his loving eyes and slowly leaned into his ear and whispered I want you to congest me with your biceps baby.

by Diiorio March 17, 2024

Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

Want to make me clinch my fist

Make a person clinch their fist by fucking and/or more

Want to make me clinch my fist?😉

by Noway696969696 November 26, 2019