Woof Me

A cute way of asking someone for sex.
Christy: "Who's my good gurl? ;)"

Madelyn: "Woof meeeeee 🐶"

Christy: "Okaay finee, I'll be right over"
by Stingy444 June 20, 2022
mugGet the Woof Memug.
(verb to be) inventing excuses
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma February 17, 2013
mugGet the telling me your limo is triple parkedmug.

cobbing me nuts

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.
by onkydon1 March 25, 2022
mugGet the cobbing me nutsmug.

no me @een

Spanglish for "don't @ me," given that @ear means "to @."
Bad Bunny is better than Maluma. No me @een.
by pittlestix September 5, 2020
mugGet the no me @eenmug.

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