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Me when i lie

A phrase used to backhandedly/sarcastically call someone out on their bullshit.
Random: “I was feelin’ all up on Megan last night brah…”

You: “That’s funny. Me when I lie.”
by kurpluthy June 10, 2025
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Me

What if…
Not a game I like to play…
But here I am typing away…
What if…
You never saw here…
What if…
You think I don’t play that one game
I do… always, but stay sometimes they do not do…
What if…
You didn’t play my other favorite game because you feared another conversation about birds…
What if…
It is just not me
It is all a possibility

Yet, this heart does continue to believe ❤️
In everything

It does not see.
Tomorrow may be the day…
Or it could be further away…
Regardless, my love 4u is always here to stay❤️
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You made the money by stealing from ME

You have been stealing my taxpayer dollars and feeding it to your filthy mentally retarded kids since I was 15 if you do not pay me and treat my illness I will start killing the and I will not stop until I am dead and then AFTER I'm dead I will CONTINUE to kill them... Because LOOK... I'm you...
Hym "You made the money by stealing from me. You are all collectivizing, lying, making shit up, and whatever the fuck you want to call this to not pay me for the thing you stole. According to the rules, I did not steal... And YOU DID."

A retard "Oh hey look the mixed ones aren't retarded like my kids... I wonder why that is?"

Hym "Incest. It's too much incest."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025
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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 11, 2025
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me

im so ugly ew i wish i was prettier
im so yucky ucky

i wish i hade more of a symmetrical face, i wish i was skinnier, i wish i didnt look like this!!!!
girl: youre so ugly

me: yea i know
by urmum<333 November 21, 2021
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Cheira-me a Ganza

"Cheira-me a ganza" means when u smoke Ganza, u are going too smell "Cheira-me a ganza" and she is going too appear with Vânia Ganza, Teresa and Ju. The three of them are going to explorer our imagination and create a new multiuniverse where u are going to be a Cheira-me a Ganza.
*Smoke*
Me: (scream) "Cheira-me a ganza"...
The three smells: NOW U ARE A CHEIRA-ME A GANZA...
Me: (smoke) Cheira-me a ganza.
by GanzaMinada November 21, 2021
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