shake your silly snake

To masturbate, that is, stroke the genitals for sexual pleasure. Usually it refers to men as their penis is shaped like a snake, and a shaking action ensures orgasm.

LinktheChristian:I'm going to go home and clean my sword.
GanontheDevil:You're going to shake your silly snake!
ThaddeustheTolerant:Elves don't have a need to jerk something that small.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007

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Break your skull with my dick

To fuck someone in the face so hard, it would probably damage their skull in the process. Can be used in an argument between two guys.

On XBox 360: "Hey, why don't you give me your address so I can come over and break your skull with my dick"!?

by AK862 February 22, 2011

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Warmin' up your sweet spot

This is the result of an activity that makes a person happy or puts them in the mood for love.

How do like warmin' up your sweet spot?

I love to have a glass of wine, a little jazz and cook a nice meal.

by sexbeyond40 May 20, 2014

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Red. what the colour of your nipples ?

Speech somebody said to a women on Omegle to describe the colour of there nipples.

Women: what your favourite colour ?
Man: Red. what the colour of your nipples ? light brown. dark brown. what? what?golden brown, chestnut brown. Poverty brown. Bronze brown. Kinky brown. What we talking here?? Pencil shavings brown. What? Old penny brown. What kinda brown? What's the color? what's the Color of your nipples. Hm? Whats the color. What's that colour??

by Ukinral June 28, 2023

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