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When someone starts saying this punch the shit out of them so they don't finish their sentence, but if it's happening on VC then leave the VC immediately, or else you will have to do what they say
Bartholomew: Hop on flood escape you fat fucking nigger faggot,Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole

Joe: Okay daddy
by Bubba, Twitch_Spider2 May 3, 2025
mugGet the Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my assholemug.

You have me.

"You have me" is such a strong way to let people know that they can trust you.

There's this phrase that means the same thing but has less of an impact on someone's actual feelings, and all it is are 3 words and 8 letters. I love you. "I love you" means that you care about someone so much that you would do almost anything for them. But, you have me insures that they can always trust you.
Girl: "I LOVE YOU"

Guy: "You have me."
by anonymous January 22, 2023
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Me want blowey

by Calamity4181 August 11, 2022
mugGet the Me want bloweymug.

who named me?

This is something that people say when they discover that someone has insulted them when they were not present. This is usually said prior to the insulted instructing the offending party to "keep my name outta your mouth!"
Sammy: "Hey! Did you hear what Paulie said about you last weekend at the Grind?"
Kelly: "What? Who named me? Paulie? He's gonna regret open separating his smile!"
Sammy: "He's a trick. No one believes him anyway. Now let's go get our library cards."
by von groovy August 29, 2024
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Let Me Simmer

Letting yourself drown away in your own thoughts and basically dozing out. It’s a sensation of forgetting everything around you and the only thing you can see, hear and feel is what your mind wants to put you through.
I’m so fucking tired of this shit, let me simmer away.
by Xenzo May 28, 2022
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Pick Me

Someone who attacks their own community in pursuit of validation from another community.
“Sarah is such a pick me.”
“How?”
“She said ‘women belong in the kitchen’ so her crush would like her!”
mugGet the Pick Memug.

fur of the dog that bit me

To drink alcohol the morning after getting wasted to cure a hangover.
" How you feeling man"
" like shit. I need the fur of the dog that bit me"
by Hey you guys July 30, 2015
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