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Jesus Chirst

Jesus Chirst, not to be confused with Jesus Christ, is what atheists believe in.
by Delerium_22 November 6, 2025
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Ann-Chris

The most beautiful woman. She is adventurous and confident, always seeing the bright side, even when it might seem naive. She believes in you, lifts you up, and brings warmth and light like the sun in my life. I am completely, utterly in love with her.
i love you ann-chris
by s.cmw November 18, 2025
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HalfAsleep Chris

Some YouTuber that makes cat videos. He has 5 cats on yt: Henry, Bella, Ralph, Tom (rip) and Reggie (rip). He also makes other videos but I like his cat videos
by GoinGrayZ November 24, 2025
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Dirty Chris

When a girl is sexually teasing you but claims she doesn't have the time to actually have the time to do it right now because she has something important to do in a few minutes ... So you flip her on her side, pull her pants down just enough to stick it in, pump for about 30 seconds then pull out of her vagina, immediately stick just the head of your cock in her ass and fill it with cum leaving her to clinch the newly deposited load inside of her rectum while she goes and completes whatever pressing task she needs to do.
Dude, Sarah kept messing with me but was like "Oh no we don't have time, my boyfriend's on his way and he'll be here any minute" so I gave her a dirty Chris! Bitch had just sit in her boyfriend's car for half an hour just clenching it!
by Chrisanova December 8, 2025
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The Chris Ben0it

A carefully curated pre-flight cocktail consisting of a Xanax, a hydrocodone, and a Jack and Diet Coke. Taken 45 minutes before boarding to ensure you don’t care about turbulence, crying babies, or the fact that your seat doesn’t recline.

Side effects include sudden patience, emotional detachment, and the belief that every landing was “actually pretty smooth.
• “He said he was ‘fine to fly’ but ordered a Jack and Diet Coke at 7 a.m. That’s when I knew the Chris Ben0it was in play”

• “I don’t remember takeoff, turbulence, or landing. All I know is I used the Chris Ben0it and now I’m at baggage claim holding a pretzel.”
by The Rabid Wolverine. December 19, 2025
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Pull a Chris

The act of buying a ticket to a low respect or child aimed film and seeing 1 to 2 films contrary to what the ticket says.
Yo, I'm totally gonna pull a Chris tomorrow. I'm gonna buy a ticket for Ride Along 2 but see The Witch and Race instead.
by DankMemeAnater September 1, 2016
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Brooke and Chris

An amazing couple. They belong together brooke and chris are both sexy and amazing kissers. No couple is better than Brooke and Chris, you will never top them.
We ship you Brooke and Chris
by Idk-lol July 28, 2019
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