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Are you out of your fucking mind? 

Me: Are you out of your fucking mind?
My retarded friend: Hamburger.

what kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary? 

Derek is a faggot with no hair and wears jeans really short like :)
Hugs: Derek you look weird
Derek: fuck you Idc what I look like!!
Hugs: your very What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

are you cool?

phrase often said to the drunkest girl at the party, by the asshole who's trying to take her home. Many times accompanied by an arm around the shoulder or sometimes just an all out boob grab depending how drunk the girl in question is and how brave the guy is. Hopefully the girl has friends to prevent her from going home with the guy or to scare the guy off.
Jackass with his arm around a drunk chick: Are you cool? Are you cool?

Drunk chick: Hellz yeah I'm cool!

Jackass: K. Lets go back to my place.

Drunk chick: Wait... what?
are you cool? by DrunkChick June 9, 2009

why are you running

zelkam is an "why are you running"

Ni hao are you? 

Funny as hell way to say hello when you are talking to a white person that speaks Chinese. Definitely would be an awesome ending to a movie with Ahnuld.
Ni hao are you?, muthafuckas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**END**
Ni hao are you? by Aryarfyarf February 1, 2008

Are you thirsty? 

"Are you thirsty" is a drinking game similar to speed quarters.

It is named "Are you thirsty" because anytime someone is in position to win they say "Are you thirsty?" to the player about to loose (who drinks). This is often repeated and a key part of the game, similar to saying "UNO" in UNO.

To play a group of alcoholics sit around a table, each with a cup of beer used as a "backboard" for the 2 lowball glasses used to bounce a quarter into.

When each round starts the 2 players with the lowball glasses in front of them attempt to bounce a quarter into the lowball. If the quarter lands in any glass other than a lowball, then the shooter must drink whatever is in the glass, if the shooter makes it then the lowball, then it is passed on to the next person. The two lowballs circle the table untill both lowballs reach the same person. At this point the player who now has both lowballs has one final "rebutal" shot to keep the round going. If they fail on their rebutal then they loose and must take a shot before the next round starts.

A loosing player is not given a rebuttal shot if they were asked immediately before "Are you thirsty?" by the other shooter.

Anytime you are 1 shot away from catching the other shooter it is optimal strategy to ask "hey ____, are you thirsty?" Right before you force them to drink.

There are many rules and variations that different groups adopt including use of cards, matches, throwing knives, etc, all to keep the game exciting.
"How do want to celebrate TTUs win over Cincinnati?"
"Let's play Are you thirsty?"
"Hell yeah we'll get shwasted"

{while playing}
- "Hey Kim are you thirsty?" {miss}
- "Hey Kim are you thirsty?" {miss}
- "Hey Kim are you thirsty?" {make}

- "yes" :(
Are you thirsty? by Team Leach. December 29, 2012