you're cooked

Popularized by twitch streamer Tbvnks, the word "cooked" in this context essentially is another word for someone who's screwed.

Person 1: I got 3 inches at 18, am i cooked?
Person 2: Yeah bro, wrap it up cause you're cooked.

by DemiDaBigDick February 21, 2024

You're so Portuguese

Markiplier when he sees a cat that's Portuguese

Cat: "Meow"
Markiplier: "Aw you're so Portuguese"

by Cyberspaxz November 17, 2023

you're mom

An insult that really is very cringe nowadays, and some people can't spell properly. It should be your mom, not you're mom. The person who is being insulted must be very confused when they see them being insulted with "you're mom".

you're mom is so fat, haha

by Facade15 April 28, 2022

You smell like you're from England!

A random insult given from a pedestrian in the game GTA San Andreas.

CJ: *standing alone on the sidewalk*
Ped with brown shirt: You smell like you're from England!
CJ: Yeah me? Look at you pathetic bitch!

by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023

i remember you're genocides

sans undertale

human..
i remember you're genocides

by fatalsilliness October 6, 2024

you're such a smugler

Used when a person brings something illegal/weird to class

s: what is that?
j: mango with salt.
s: omg you're such a smugler!

by janeyasher June 3, 2019

You're getting it

You have a shot at dating a girl or guy

Guy #1- I really like ally she's so hot and I keep catching her looking at me
Guy #2- Yeah I think you're getting it

by Thewisecracker November 22, 2014