Boner Chicken

After applying copious amounts of vaseline to an erect penis, a friend crouches down, leaning over, whilst standing (like a chicken.)

At this point you jump off a platform , eg a bed, and aim for the person's ass.

Most of the time you arent succesful, but if you are - bummer for you!

Great fun at a stag weekend, or frat party!

My fiancee is away on his stag doo to newcastle, i hope he doesn't lose when theyre playing boner chicken!

by 2 people aged 26 March 29, 2010

murder boner

Etymology of the word Murderboner: The name dates back to circa 800 AD when hoards of Vikings pillaged new lands. Observers of Viking raids told huge erections achieved by the warriors after killing a victim.

Alternative meaning: what your dick looks like after having sex with a girl on her period.

As he pulls out... he looks down and sees blood, SHIT Murder boner.

by Tonto_89 February 13, 2016

boner control

the amount of control one has over his boners.

when wearing sweat pants it's important to have good boner control.

by respectcomedy December 10, 2009

Giggle boner

An erection one gets when they giggle too hard.

When my girlfriend tickles me I get a giggle boner.

by Chapacabra September 04, 2010

sweater boner

when you are sitting down and a piece of clothing (i.e a sweater or sweat pants) makes it appear that you have an erection

guy one: oh shit man

guy two: what?

guy one: i got a major sweater boner.(pulls on sweater) i hope no one noticed

by awwshitman April 11, 2010

depression boner

Depression boner, is when you have a boner because of an even that makes you sad but in response it gives you a raging boner

For example tanner has gotten the biggest depression boner of his life because his poor pooch has been killed

by tanner the poor pooch March 21, 2017

Java Boner

An erection caused by one's obsession with the programming language Java.

My Professor doesn't let me use C++ because he has a Java Boner.

by BillyTheExterminator April 15, 2011