Weasels

The weapon of choice of the religion of Meesism.

I'ma send that guy a box of crazed, rabid, horny weasels if he doesn't shut up!

by Lok Reaver February 16, 2004

weasley

a malnourished little bitch who is delicate and smells kind of wrong. rodent like in appearance, and often pimples. they love to don the party g-banger.

squeek u weasley little bitch, quit humping the couch.

by beatrice September 14, 2004

Brain-Weasels

A common condition where someone makes repeated grammatical errors, often followed by hysterical laughing and joking. The only cure for brain-weasels is to suffocate them by smothering the victim with a pillow.

Crap, you're infested with the BRAIN-WEASELS! Quick, smother him/her with a pillow.

*followed by a small footchase and a pillow smothering*

by Noah February 1, 2005

weisel snype

When a dude is fucking a chick from behind and at the climax of his orgasm slits her throat.

I weisel snyped your mom bitch...

by Randy Dunbarton June 18, 2005

Crap Weasels!

An expression of displeasure. Something you could substitute for Oh shit!, if there are chitlens present.

Franny: 'Hey Zoey I just found you ipod-guess where it was?'
Zoey: 'Where?'
Franny: 'In the toilet....'
Zoey:'Crap Weasels!'
Chitlen: hahaha aunt Zoey just said crap weasels!

by Incandescent_2 September 4, 2006

Crap Weasle

1. Fetal obsessed rodent of the weasle family.
2. Mild yet strangley amusing insult.

1. That dang'd dar crap weasles goin' after t' chicken dung again, maw!

2. You're such a crap weasle, Phil.

by MakTheYak November 25, 2003

Spanish Weaseler

when a man places his member between a womans upper lip and nose and commences with back and forth thrusting.

"Dude I totally gave that chick a Spanish Weaseler last night!"

by N-dizzle W-izzle March 27, 2008