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Vanilla sex

Imagine two 13 year old virgins hooking up having sex with a very first time imagine how lame and boring that would be. Now dumb that down by 2x and that's vanilla sex.
that bitch look like a freak.. but all she fucks is vanilla sex ole lame ass fuck
by TexasWood⚡⚡ September 20, 2019
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vanille

Vanille it's the new polite word to say an homosexual person, if you don't want someone to know that you are saying that he's so gay!
Sortit entre amis : « Heille Alex!? est-ce que c'est une vanille? »
Au club Parking : « Jé-suce Cryce qu'il est bo stenfant là, c'est tu une vanille? »
Dans un centre d'achat : « ca sent la vanille tu trouves pas? »
Dans un bar : « Ayoye, c'est tellement vanille comme musique »
by Barbie my role model June 22, 2006
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Vance

Bad with puns, no trust
Molested some children once, well at least tried to.

His memes are shit too.

Oh yeah, his brother is a communist too.
"Vance, do you have friends?"
"Who needs friends when you have math?"
by Iamthevillain January 12, 2017
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Vanilla Steamer

The art of taking a shit on your partners chest the ejaculating on it the rubbing it around so that the shit and jizz fuses so it has a whitish hint.
Boy: How do you want it?

Girl: I want a Vanilla Steamer baby!
by Apollo Henderson March 18, 2008
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Coffee Vanille

A special type of coffee that claims to have vanilla in it but has no trace of it at all. The process of making it usually includes a man eating a lot of vanilla, then taking a dump in a cup. Afterwards he melts the feces in hot water. This way the beverage gets the coffee look and the vanilla smell from the mans dump. The drink usually entices young girls with the scent of the mans dump.
Dispenser: WARNING: DRINKING COFFEE VANILLE IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS AND CAN KILL YOU.

Young woman: But the smell is so appealing! I must have some!
by Hot chocolateman September 9, 2011
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vanilla crunk

A psuedonymn for Seabass the Destroyer. Meaning to be a white version of lil jon. Also a redneck version of crunk juice. It is a mixture of wild turkey and redbull
Damn, he mixes some damn fine vanilla crunk.
by seabass February 22, 2005
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Vancouver Size

Referring to doing something exciting... funny...interesting... crazy... of just in a size that is beyond extra large
I'm available after Wednesday, so lets do something ... something at Vancouver size please!
by VTM November 19, 2010
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