Vaginal Poo

Feces that is expelled from the vaginal opening

"Hey Billy, I just took a vaginal poo!"

by That stupid ass monkey with a typewriter January 6, 2008

vaginal fury

A condition of a female's reproductive organ in which it grows series of reciprocating, jagged teeth that effectively destroy and consume any male genitalia in the general vicinity.

"As Nelson regained consciousness he realized he fell victim to the whorish woman's vaginal fury."

by BookieCookie August 30, 2008

vaginal trap

Upon the premise of a one night stand your partner will afterwards guilt you into a realtionship.

1) All I wanted was to capture her cookie, instead I feel into her vaginal trap.

by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006

Vagina balls

when the vagina lips are so long and puffy they look like balls.

Whoa girl your vagina lips look like Vagina balls!

by Cammiedk September 12, 2017

phantom vagina

The feeling of having a vagina when you're transitioning from mtf, but it's not actually there.

Person 1: You don't have a vagina you have a penis
Person 2: Nah fam I have a phantom vagina

by Locallesbian May 22, 2018

Vagina Monster

A woman, usually loose in the old 'wizard's sleeve', who is a complete home-wrecker and whore. A Vagina Monster may lie about being pregnant, engage in fake depression when they aren't getting enough attention, and in general will lie cheat and steal to get what they want. When their plans invariably go wrong, they will blame everyone else.

-"Hey did you hear about her pregnancy? Apparently he fell for it a second time!"
-"That bitch is just the epitome of Vagina Monsters."

by PolaroidBear September 30, 2010

fortified vagina

a vagina what has difficulty being entered

"is that a fortified vagina?!!?"
"yea, youd what have difficulty entering it"
"yeah, snakes on a plane"

by babies everywhere August 28, 2006