Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary, somewhere ABSOLUTELY no one talks about sex! Everything's so kid friendly that they don't even accept you to do a word!

Me: Oh, WOW! I don't need to read a dictionary book, there's a website!

Also me: I would like to search some words I don't understand!
*searches philosophy*
Urban Dictionary: *a man's dick that you put in a minor girl's ass*
Me: WOAH- okay that was maybe just someone that made it. Let's do another one!

*searches audacity*

Urban Dictionary: *russian candy cane*
Me: kids. WJDNDJDDJNSNDIEHS

by iidonutiee February 11, 2021

Urban dictionary

The website your using right now.

Liam: hey, Sam! Come check out my urban dictionary!
Sam: your posts are messed up, dude! Why did they allow you to publish that?

by Ven1s April 6, 2019

Urban Dictionary

An internet hellhole in which you can read definitions of words written by the community, or write your own.

Please don't look that up on Urban Dictionary...

by rank:s+ July 8, 2022

Urban Dictionary

The site you are on right now you idiot

pretty ironic to search up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary

by unknowns w23Urban Dictionary May 13, 2018

Urban Dictionary

a place where people like me go to get a good laugh because we have nothing better to do with our miserable lives

Dude, wanna go look up random words in the Urban Dictionary?

by he who saves the world January 21, 2018

Urban dictionary

Place where retarded people think they are special just because there name has a definition in an open source website

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in Urban dictionary*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in "Urban dictionary"*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

by (◔‿◔)｡◕‿◕｡(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) May 31, 2019

Urban dictionary

The dictionary your reading right now where the definitions have a 99.99% chance of having curse words.

Monkey: "Did you ever go on urban dictionary?"
Gorilla: "Yah it sucks like you."
Monkey: ":("

by Emoticons April 12, 2021