Twitter syndrome

The incapability to comprehend pieces of text that exceed the length of a Twitter post. See also: tl;dr

You admitted to having the attention span of a toddler, by stating that this 2 paragraph bit of text was too long for you to read. You have a clear cut case of Twitter syndrome.

by Serpentine Storm March 9, 2019

Twitter Funnel Effect

When two people on the Twitter platform have two contradictory opinions, only for someone to say that the same two opinions came from one entity; thus the person labeling that entity as a walking contradiction.

Person 1: Why is it that Twitter thinks that cats are great, but then says that cats are the worst creature on Earth?
Person 2: Dude, I think that’s just the Twitter Funnel Effect in play. Those are Tweets from two different people.

by FoxofGrey April 3, 2024

Twitter Arab

Someone who claims to be either Muslim or Arab, despite patently being a fucking American who can’t point to Palestine (let alone the Middle East) on a map.

A: free Palestine!

B: what are your thoughts on gay rights in the middle east?

A:

A: free Palestine!

B: lmao, Twitter Arab moment

by twohumanskullsbytheway April 21, 2025

Twitter

A social and media web site promoting random personal text in limited characters to random people helping promote online friendships and more...

People who purchase twitter _itBots are looking for love in the right places, and people talking to these twitter bots are benefiting in potential IRL human friendship{s}, and AI advancement online. TY TWITTER

by Hello uU www site! TY May 21, 2016

Twitter

hell

"Oh hey are you going on Twitter?"
"If by Twitter you mean hell then yes"

by Omnizoid January 30, 2022

Ace of blink twitter

When someone mentions the “ace of blink twitter” they are referring to @RUKAPINKIYA. She is the best blink on Twitter hands down :))

RUKAPINKIYA is the ace of blink twitter.

by RUKAPINKIYA March 16, 2022

Twitter

A place that i can't fucking ignore at night, all the fucking notifications, god help me.

Twitter is fucking killing me, send help, i need therapy.

by Swervzy September 24, 2019