TowerTazer

TowerTazer - an ankle bracelet device with an audible alarm and electronic shock feature that awakens any person who is not moving for more than 5 minutes...

HE: Did you hear that air traffic controllers have a behavior problem and are putting us all at risk?

SHE: Yes, and a TowerTazer could put a stop to that..!

HE: Wonder what the ACLU/Unions will say about this..

SHE: Probably want paid naps...and more sleepy workers...

HE: Maybe we need to all join CAGI...the citizen's union..

by op_position May 9, 2011

tokers indeed

awesome song by cryptic wizard

i was listening to tokers indeed when i was crunk

by ryanhead June 29, 2011

tolerance of a mousetrap

A term used to describe a person or creature with no patience or tolerance. Someone who snaps easily.

Bob: You wanna get something to eat man?
Larry: Sure. Not McDonald's though. I had that yesterday.
Bob: GOD DAMN IT LARRY! WHY CANT YOU EVER EAT WHERE I WANT TO!?
Larry: Jeez man. You've got the tolerance of a mousetrap.

by Hackfail August 10, 2012

tjernagel

Tar nails in norwingein

WOW that tar nail store named tjernagel

by lolman200616 November 27, 2012

tolerrelationship

A relationship in which one only tolerates the other, much like a sibling relationship.

Stacy: Is Ron and Anne a thing? They don't look as if they enjoy each other's company.
Leah: They're in a tolerrelationship.

by TheBrous April 14, 2014

Toner

A musical boner. Getting excited/aroused because someone has the same music taste as you do. It's even better when they are as into the band/song as you are.

Dillan likes the same band I do. Hearing him tell me about his favorite lyrics gives me such a toner.

by Ayyyebuddy June 13, 2015

toner

The thing your printer is ALWAYS out of.

Joe: The damn printer is out of toner again! And I gone 5 minutes before class starts...

by Sir_Reginald_N00bington November 28, 2015