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dummy thunder cunt

a dummy who’s thick and is a cunt
by mxsxto September 7, 2023
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Ass-thunder

Ass thunder is when you bearly make it to the bathroom, to take a #2. So the lightning is the seat hitting the toilet bowl, the thunder is you releasing your guts.
I had to sprint to the bathroom, the person next to me probably experienced the worst ass-thunder, they have have ever come across.
by alphawolfgrim April 6, 2023
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
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The Alaskan Thunder Cruise

The Alaskan Thunder Cruise is when you hit a THC vape pen from your anus by putting the THC vape pen into your asshole.
yo did you here about james he got geeked hard by the Alaskan Thunder Cruise.
by Dr Huy Ash March 1, 2025
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Pearl Thunder

When someone ejaculates in their partner’s ear canal, producing a sound similar to thunder.
Oooh Oooh! Get ready for the pearl thunder!
by TeskarTheBlindSquid April 3, 2023
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