Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Noun

Generally a slutty female that has more than one sexually active relationships.

Guy 1. My god, I caught her in bed with Liam
Guy 2. Man!, she is such a cock juggling thunder cunt!

by TheHairyGoldfish September 13, 2014

Thunder Clap

When thy sweaty thighs smack against thy sweaty scrotum .

When Zach was underneath me, I Thunder Clapped right in his face.

by cowcock.lmk November 15, 2014

thunder squatch

A majestic forest creature, similar to it's Bigfoot native, but with magical forest powers used for good and evil.

Dude, I just saw a thunder squatch!

by Austin Stigall December 18, 2014

Thunder plug

An extension cord or other high voltage bi-conductor/tri-conductor wire with bare/exposed wires. Known to shock people literally!

Oops, my thunder plug tripped the breaker!

by My lightbulb moments December 31, 2014

thunder cunted

To get totally wasted.

Prince Andrew and I were completely thunder cunted last night.

by Hblake2317 April 22, 2015

wannabe thunder

Someone who seems to never show up on Facebook comment feeds until just after you comment. Usually a woman posting on an attractive man's post. It almost seems to be like she waits for your comments just to try to make sure she posts enough to keep the guy's attention. In large crowds, she tends to try to act like she runs the show, yet nobody really pays her any attention. She's annoying. She wants to be the thunder. She will never be the thunder. But in her mind she is the thunder.

That wannabe thunder chick is at it again. I can't say anything on his posts without her following up with something.

by shebang bang May 6, 2015

arse thunder

Extremely voluminous fart with pant tearing characteristics and often smelling like and elderly yak took a dump in your pants

His arse thunder was that bad it blew out the windows and peeled the paint

by australianstig September 23, 2015