Thunder - egg

A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.

I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.

by DOGMAD June 28, 2018

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thunder puncher

The coolest guy in town is the best at everything and has a giant ding dong

That Thunder puncher is so amazing

by Jeff pie January 20, 2018

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Ninja thunder

a meaningful conclusion

Hoo-yee! Teddy done brought home that ninja thunder

by Bart the Honorable December 12, 2020

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thunder thief

That one guy who is always there to steal your thunder and take the credit.
Synonymous with a thunder whore

Kevin is such a thunder thief, he just took credit for my new idea.

by RespectTheData June 24, 2019

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thunder

slang word for heroin

Hobo 1: Should i use this thunder?

Hobo 2: Hell no

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 19, 2023

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Thunder cunt

A woman who is a two-faced, backstabbing, hoe, that has no feelings for anyone but wants any type of attention even if they have to pretend to kill them selves to get it.

"God shes such a thunder cunt!"

by Nottoday41 July 31, 2018

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