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jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.
this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through
by terrobite January 9, 2019
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The Green Thumb

Throw some potting soil on the ground and while having coitus in the doggy style position with your partner they pretend to be gardening. When finished sprinkle some dirt on their bootyhole and place a seed in the dirt, then plunge the seed in with your thumb.
My boyfriend gave me the green thumb last night, and now I have a green bean growing out of my anus.
by SoxOnFox March 28, 2021
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Kentucky Thumb

Shoving your thumb deep into yourself or another person with a lot of force, can be in a sexual or life saving situation
Brandon - Man, you don't look so good
Scott - Yeah, when my girlfriend gave me a Kentucky Thumb last night
by qwertybears280 May 20, 2021
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San Francisco Thumb Punch

...the sexual act , by a male usually, of reaching around and inserting a thumb into one's anus, before pooping on the sidewalk,
I saw someone downtown on the sidewalk giving himself the San Francisco Thumb Punch. He must have been constipated because he was in there for a while...
by ThatsFuctUp September 17, 2025
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Casual thumb

When you casually insert your thumb in your partner's anus during coitus
Brad had me bent over when he gave me some casual thumb. Took me by surprise!
by billmock March 11, 2022
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Thumbs Up

Thumbs up means that their a top shagger
Damn he did the thumbs up in a picture, he must be a top shagger.
by biglads44 September 23, 2022
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Kentucky thumb

When your girl is on her period so you shove your thumb in her to stop the bleeding.
Brandon: Hey, how's you're girl?

Scott: She's on her period, so I gave her the old Kentucky thumb.
by Sladewilson122 May 20, 2021
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