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Dick Touch

Dick Touch - When a man uses the bathroom but doesn't wash their hands after they have touched their dick, then touch many other things. Everything that they touch after now has "Dick Touch" transferred to it. Everything they touch, now has dick touch on it. The world has dick touch everywhere.
A man used the rest stop bathroom but refused to turn on the water to wash his hands after urinating. The man had concerns about turning the sinks faucet handles to wash his hands because the handles would definitely be covered in many other mens dick touch.
by CaptainFamous June 2, 2019
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Ginger Touch

Ginger touch is when whatever someone touches breaks. It’s called ginger touch because of how retarded gingers are
-Someone breaks something

-“Shit, he must have the ginger touch”
by Drewdepo July 22, 2019
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Tender Touch

In restaurant service the "tender touch" is when a server (typically female - due to social taboos regarding men touching women they don't know... Or touching other men they don't know) puts their hand on the guest shoulder and then leans into answer or ask a question, taking order, or thank them for their business. Typically employed by young female servers with older male patrons. A tactic used to generate a better tip.
When dropping the check, the female server used the tender touch, leaned in, and thanked the gentleman for dining at the restaurant tonight.
by Chanarchy September 20, 2019
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Uncle touch

You always have that one uncle that looks at you differently
My uncle touch is always looking at me. I wonder why?
by Agclh123400 December 5, 2019
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Queen's touch

when cold water hits your testicles while you're traversing cold and deep waters
We all have to go thru the queen's touch today
by Quackers101 July 2, 2017
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Don't touch me I'm Spanish

Guy1: hey! *Touches guy2*

Guy2: Don't touch me I'm Spanish!
by Itisiraven February 25, 2020
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Magic Johnson’s magic touch

Magic Johnson’s magic touch, also know as the magic death touch, is the act of getting magic Johnson to deliberately infect your enemy with aids.
This guy just took a shit in my bed, I need to get some revenge. I am going to give him Magic Johnson’s magic touch.
by The cock slicer May 4, 2020
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