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Joey

Joey is a person who devastatingly attractive and loyal to a fault. Joey is kind and compassionate and a courageous defender of the dignity of all people. Joey’s eyes are bright and piercing. Their body is like a Da Vinci sculpture - exquisite design, tempered, but fiercely sexy. Don’t even think about kissing Joey or you’ll lose your heart. Joey’s lips are both soft and firm, full and tender. Just being in Joeys presence will get you tingling. Be friends with Joey - they will never let you down.
Joey walked in, the group smiled and cheered, and I immediately was able to breathe again because I knew my heart was safe.
by ClosetedCollin November 22, 2021
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Joey

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Joey Myers

A person who sells his rock crawler to become a mud holer. Often smells of Busch Light , Amish in appearance and prefers wearing panties while tucking his wiener! Often full of regret
Don’t be a Joey Myers ever !
by O.G December 21, 2022
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Dirty Joey

A man who is in love with his dad but can’t because it’s gay and he’s a good Christian boy
did you here about dirty Joey at the church
by GarySnicher69 September 29, 2025
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Joey

A type of person who complains about movement speed in games.
e.g. He wants a class with mobility and plays a stationary caster.
"See how Joey's playing a Warlock?"
"Yeah, where do the contradictions end?"
by Coronin August 3, 2018
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Joey

Someone with a enourmous penis and someone who also has a big peepee
by 442oons March 19, 2021
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joey bones

The best person on earth, an amazing best friend, and the loser dummy stupid of my dreams 🥺
by haiii beb September 10, 2021
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