Facebook Joey

A middle-aged ex-frat boy who never grows up, sounds like he has a <100 IQ, and is desperately clinging to his "good ol days." Could not WAIT for his kids to get to college so he could be heavily involved in their Greek life. Still thinks he has clout, is way funnier than he is, and can still pressure women into doing what he wants. Drinks beers with his meathead buddies (who look just like him) every weekend, completely oblivious to the fact that they are, in fact, middle-aged and not 21 anymore. The odds of him doing this on a boat are higher than most. Dude works out so he can attract his daughter's 20-year-old sorority sisters.

Facebook Joey is telling us how HE can help out with Greek registration.

In reality, we can click a link ourselves.

by RealityChick August 18, 2024

joey

Joey is an ass but he chill but also weird

Damn joey
You chill

Miss you

But idk
How r u jo

by Your Roman Empire September 26, 2024

Joey

Joeymeme also known as joey, but we call him joeymeme is a gamejolt user that posts innocent posts with bad grammar, i mean, atleast its funny, but when you are his enemy,, WELLL things dont go, so well. First off he literally sometimes death threats you, rarely says n word sometimes, And,, well, thats all, His also homophobic and underage,

defined example:

hater:bro ur posts are, kinda mid, brah,
Joey:You going to D I E

by MatveiYT012 December 25, 2024

Joey S.

A dude who only bangs 4s and below

Did you see what Joey S. Took to that steakhouse last night she was a 4 at best and I heard she friendzoned him

by Funny Guy6373748848484 June 14, 2025

joey

doing favours for no pay

That lad is a joey, been working all week and hasn’t been paid

by woz glendog July 30, 2025

Joey

The physical manifestation of gluttony. A “Joey” is usually a fat fucking loser who claims they are “big boned” but weigh 450+.

Fat Friend: I lost 80 pounds in October

Normal Friend. Ew you are like Joey

by WithersLoss September 13, 2025

Joey

A man with an incredibly small penis. So small that toddlers feel like King Kong around him.

Frequents tallywhacker woods with other men of the micro penis persuasion.

Drives a large vehicle for a living to compensate for his lack of manhood.

Had sex with my new boyfriend last night. He was a Joey.

Oh sit. So did you laugh or just tell him to get out?

by Gazza2607 February 8, 2025