Spreading your ass cheeks while having sex. Spreading your ass cheeks while taking a shit. Basically spreading your ass cheeks for any reason.
by markassamous October 15, 2013
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A measurement system for how unstoppable and amazing something is in any type of sport or competition setting.
HAM- The best of the BEST
turkey-Pretty good
Chicken-Average
Bologna- not so good
tuna- the worst..FAIL
HAM- The best of the BEST
turkey-Pretty good
Chicken-Average
Bologna- not so good
tuna- the worst..FAIL
-"did u see that spike! thats a HAM on the HAM MEATer!"
-"I don't even think there is a level for that on the HAM MEATer..u just completely embarrassed yourself"
-"I don't even think there is a level for that on the HAM MEATer..u just completely embarrassed yourself"
by V-Squad vb October 07, 2010
When at a party, if a moderator (one who gets the attention of an audience) yells "Who's Ham Dawg!?!" Then the proper response from the audience is for all members to throw both hands in the air and scream "YEAAA!!!" until they run out of breath.
by Koopa_Troopa August 05, 2010
Person 1:You're going to get the newest{insert game series name here}? CHRISTMAS HAM!
Action: *fist bump now*
Person 1 & 2: YEAH!!
Action: *fist bump now*
Person 1 & 2: YEAH!!
by Mr6507 December 28, 2010
Although usually used as a punishment for bad sex, a ham sandwich can also be something for kinky and wierd chicks. It begins with a man walking up and down a girls body with his legs stratilling her body (she is laying down and he is standing) he then shits all over her untill he is done. He then continues by pissing all over her body. He finally completes the sandwich by laying on top of her.
by Lonestar Comet June 11, 2008
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