German BS

Licking the shit off a bulls ass after it takes a shit then proceeding to have anal sex with said bull

Cj:Man I had so much fun last night, there was alot of German BS going on.

Chris: DUDE thats nasty.

Nik: He has a point...

by Creestofuh April 30, 2010

Germans head

Germans head - Cunt.

Teacher : Michael, stop talking.
Michael : Stop being such a Germans head!
Teacher : Excuse me?
Michael : Nothing

by ✞︎𝙻𝚊𝚌𝚎✞︎ October 27, 2021

german helmet stamp

To depress one's forehead with the end of your penis leaving a german helmet stamp imprint on the recipient.

Shut the fuck up or I will give you a german helmet stamp on your forehead!

by Backsack Bob March 19, 2014

German kitty gun

A huge machine with a cute name that is absolutely horrifying.

Allied Soldier:Holy fuck!You see that German kitty gun?

by SandmanIsBox March 20, 2020

German-Tornado

When two best friends lay ass cheek to ass cheek and both simultaneously fart at the same exact time.

Yo, my best friend and I hit up a german-tornado last night!

by Blue - Waffles June 17, 2024

German winch

Blonde hair, blue eyes, over 200 pounds. Nazi bitch

Yeah i actually got 2 winches but my German winch fell asleep already

by Fishjos November 22, 2025

Visiting the Germans

Anal sex

My girl and I were visiting the germans last weekend

by Sexgodpuss January 4, 2016