Virgin Burns

Friction burns on the shaft of ones penis. Caused by violent masterbation.

Dude....last night i got the WORST virgin burns from wacking to your girlfriend.

by PneumoniK October 23, 2012

burn the poem

verb.

1. to ejaculate

Andy: Dude, I was with Jasmine last night, and I totally burned the poem all over her fucking face!

Jorge: Nice, man! Anyone would be lucky to burn the poem on her.

by Alex McCullough May 12, 2012

Burning Errands

To deal with and finalize a mass of personal tasks or errands all at once, often last minute and rushed.

Sundays are perfect days for burning errands.

I have so many bills I need to pay! I've got to hurry and burn all my errands.

by Ziolord December 24, 2020

Thrust burn

When you fuckin a dried out chick, you get a burn on your dick.

I fucked Melissa last night she was so dry! I got mad thrust burn today!

by Bearheadedboi August 10, 2019

Lady burn

A lady burn is when you get an angle grinder to a piece of metal while sparks fly at your snatch. This mist be performed while a man whittles a spoon in the corner.

I came home to my Mrs lady burning with the engineer. He made me a nice spoon.

by Monkeybomb113 March 6, 2018

Burn Tilt

Dragging a pinball machine out in the street and lighting it on fire. A pinball term describing a specific type of tilt.

Joe said he was going to Burn Tilt that terrible pinball machine in front of the bar becuase he could not stand the horrible condition of all the flippers and switches any longer.

by BigBossMan99 March 7, 2014

Burning Bush

When you fuck someone so hard the friction sets the pubes on fire

you gave me a burning bush johnathon!

by johnathon873456 February 21, 2018