The time between when the light turns green and the moron in front of you looks up from his texting and realizes it.
Intersections are much safer now that we have text lag - no one ever takes off as soon as the light changes any more.
by Valet Parking Hater January 8, 2015
Get the Text Lagmug. When a friend sends the same message to more than one friend hoping to get a response. (This may also be referred to as a "mass text")
Victims of the booty text may feel deceived by the sender. While reading the message, they are not aware of the impersonal nature of the text.
The respectful implementation of the booty text involves letting the recipients know that the text is, in fact, a booty text.
Origin: The term, booty text, originally referred to guys who send the same message to multiple girls, hoping to get laid.
Victims of the booty text may feel deceived by the sender. While reading the message, they are not aware of the impersonal nature of the text.
The respectful implementation of the booty text involves letting the recipients know that the text is, in fact, a booty text.
Origin: The term, booty text, originally referred to guys who send the same message to multiple girls, hoping to get laid.
Janine: Maria texted me last night asking me to go to the movies.
Jody: She texted me the same thing.
Janine: Ughh, It was a booty text!
Example of a booty text: "I'm so bored, what's up girlie?" (The sender is desperate and hopes that any of the recipients will respond.)
Example of a respectful booty text: "I'm super bored, do you want to hang out? this is a booty." (The sender is desperate, yet respectful of the recipients.)
Jody: She texted me the same thing.
Janine: Ughh, It was a booty text!
Example of a booty text: "I'm so bored, what's up girlie?" (The sender is desperate and hopes that any of the recipients will respond.)
Example of a respectful booty text: "I'm super bored, do you want to hang out? this is a booty." (The sender is desperate, yet respectful of the recipients.)
by Bill Ryder April 3, 2010
Get the booty textmug. receiving absolutely NO response after texting a girl you met for the first time earlier in the week, even if you felt like there was a good connection between the two of you
1.
His Text:
Hey Cindy, I had fun hanging out last night, I'm gonna have a little cook out with some friends tonight, what are you up to?
Her Text:_________________________
2.
His Text:
Hi Shelley you definitely broke it down on that dance floor on Friday, did you take classes for those moves?
Her Text:_________________________
3.
Scenario with Friend
Friend: Did you ever get in touch with that cutie you hung out with all night?
You: Well I send her a text yesterday...
Friend: ...and?
You: Nothing! No response!
Friend: Damn dude, I can't believe you got dead texted after that.
His Text:
Hey Cindy, I had fun hanging out last night, I'm gonna have a little cook out with some friends tonight, what are you up to?
Her Text:_________________________
2.
His Text:
Hi Shelley you definitely broke it down on that dance floor on Friday, did you take classes for those moves?
Her Text:_________________________
3.
Scenario with Friend
Friend: Did you ever get in touch with that cutie you hung out with all night?
You: Well I send her a text yesterday...
Friend: ...and?
You: Nothing! No response!
Friend: Damn dude, I can't believe you got dead texted after that.
by adiboy January 10, 2012
Get the dead textmug. by schlagerboy November 30, 2009
Get the Text Supportmug. My friend ment to send a text message to Sarah, but instead he send a drunk text sent to that physco Lacy.
by Mitch Gorski November 21, 2005
Get the drunk textmug. by Loul December 14, 2006
Get the Hot Textmug. on one's period
Met Tom:
got one's first period
REPLACEMENT OF CALL ALICE because males figured out call Alice's definition
Met Tom:
got one's first period
REPLACEMENT OF CALL ALICE because males figured out call Alice's definition
by akdjfl;kdjfa ;l January 25, 2011
Get the text Tommug.