Test subject A

Reference to someone somewhat maniacal in behavior. Someone who acts as if they are out of a Government testing facility.

He's being as crazy as Test subject A!

by Test subject A November 3, 2010

Test-cicles

A male's testicles, when exposed to extreme cold and are useless for anything other than identifying a male as male (if even that).

Man, it's so cold outside, my testicles are turning into test-cicles...

by Shadowulf1 January 25, 2011

passing a test

The act of or concerning the need to pass a urine examination to see if it has illicit chemicals from previous engagements.

"I'm going to be passing a test soon to get this new job, hopefully."
"I'll piss in dat cup for chu son!"
passing a test

by Real Men Wear Turtle Slippers. April 25, 2011

test rub

A very sneaky, dishonest way for one male to find out if another male is gay or bisexual, by catching the first male off guard, say, near a wall and pressing genitalia together until the second male gets a hard-on or shows other signs of sexual arousal.

I think Mike is trying to test rub Fabio to find out if Fabio's queer. Why else does Mike keep on trying to lean against Fabio at the end of film making class?

by pentozali May 5, 2014

Spicy Sister Test

(noun): when you do something purposefully like a bish (because sometimes people just need to be put in their place) and then you tell your bf about it. His response determines if you have a future together.

This test is to be used in conjunction with and only after you have successfully completed the Bear Test.

"Hey Amanda, did Pastry ever pass his Spicy Sister Test?"

"Why, yes, he sure did Sabrina. I told him about how I sassed and stared down the short guy at work while I was wearing heels. The bf responded with, 'That's totally his own fault.' He did well and now I know he can handle this spicy sister."

by Aunt Bina March 31, 2014

Test the Plumbing

To take a massive dump at a friends house, testing how well their porcelain can handle it.

"Mind if I test the plumbing in your house? I haven't shit in a week"

by RunescapeMLG123 November 1, 2014

The Bae Test

This is when you deliberately see a message then don't reply to test is your bæ is a true bae.

If they then send another to carry on the conversation, they've passed.

If not... They failed

Girl 1: Aww bæs texted...
Girl 2: you sure he's your real bæ ?
Girl 1: yeah I think so...?
Girl 2: why not give him The Bae Test to see...

by Random__123 January 28, 2015