skeet

The spill of light emitted from a brightly lit personal mobile device while in a darkened room, such as a movie theater or a bed room. This modern form of "light polution" is distracting, obnoxious, and even dangerous. Skeet has become a growing cultural concern, with numerous activist groups (such as the NRA and the rap/hip-hop community) working to raise skeet awareness.

I couldn't get to sleep last night because I had so much of Michael's skeet on my face.

Normally I would have seen the oncomming car, but it was dark outside and there was too much skeet on my windshield.

by sine13 January 8, 2014

Sexcel Sheet

A detailed excel spreadsheet that documents a person's sex life. Can include names, ages, dates, details of hookups, ratings, race/ethnicity, locations etc,

"So according to my sexcel sheet I have hooked up with 5 people over the age of 26."

by Elyse Black April 24, 2013

Greet n Skeet

It is for when you greet someone and right after you intend to have sex with them after the greeting.

Damn she is real sexy...think its time for a Greet n skeet

by Zurrrriely November 9, 2010

Teets On My Sheets

The words you use to describe your un-fondness of having boobs on your sheets.

Man, I hate having teets on my sheets every night!

by swodaemyasdnil April 21, 2011

red bed sheet

When you finger a girl on a bed and she bleed for some reason.

Pete:Hey I fingered Mia last night and she had a red bed sheet

by Keith678 January 1, 2017

skeet

Man jelly. Also defined as a special juice, held in the male sack. This juice determines if your kids look cute, or really fucked up.

-Is that skeet on your teeth?
-Justin smells like skeet.
-Margot's nuts contain skeet.

by Justin (J-Dirty) September 23, 2005

skeet and delete

When you have unprotected sex with a girl and then punch her in the stomach
Deleting the child inside her

Me and my girl had sex the other night and when I nutted i had to pull a skeet and delete

by Dickydanwithafryingpan April 5, 2018