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spitting the tables

(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them
person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much
by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023
mugGet the spitting the tablesmug.

Spits

What’s good with you I need some spits”
by Jaybandzz August 17, 2019
mugGet the Spitsmug.

caught spits

meaning someone or you got oral pleasure
“yo i caught spits from Hailey
by keayo0 January 22, 2024
mugGet the caught spitsmug.

spit the juice

To "get at'' a female or male.
Im gonna go spit the juice with that girl over there.
by Dat nigga Tee February 7, 2020
mugGet the spit the juicemug.

Spit Guerrilla

A cunt of a meteorologist who pulls the zero rain ruse, when he knows there will be periods of spitting rain.
Sebastian Spit Guerrilla, once again fucked up the day for thousands. Purposely creative with the facts about light rainfall.
by CuntandCuntess February 7, 2025
mugGet the Spit Guerrillamug.

Spit in your dip

The action of spitting in ones butthole when they have diarrhea
Wife: ugh I have horrible diarrhea!
Husband: Hey can I spit in your dip?
by Dip Spitter February 19, 2022
mugGet the Spit in your dipmug.

NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

National spit on hair day is on Friday April 19. Spit on hair all day. FRFR. START YELLING WHEN SOMEONE GETS SPIT IN THE HAIR.
OH SHIT SHE JUST SPIT IN HER HAIR AHHHH EVERYONE YELLS! NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY
by neksozkdkwiskwkmwmwkxixdi April 18, 2019
mugGet the NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAYmug.

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