merkin sprite 

Offspring of an Wizard (male) and a fairy (female).

Merkin Sprites retain the abilities of their mother with the potential to learn and master multiple human magical disciplines.

While possible to learn the ability to take other forms, in their true form, the Merkin Sprite is the same size as a fairy.

I heard a Merkin Sprite singing the most beautiful song I have ever heard today near the river.

merkin sprite by m4ngthegang September 11, 2011

Seagull Spritzer 

When a bird shits on your head from a great height, usually rendering you blind. Can be cured with Ostrich Oil

'Oh God, not another Seagull Spritzer'

Seagull Spritzer by seagullsperm October 28, 2011

2 spirted 

A piece of shit

I am a 2 spirted

2 spirted by Fgntbfv May 16, 2018

negative sprit 

That Ass hole who steels your TV remote

Negative sprit stole my TV remote

negative sprit by Drakonos July 19, 2020

spiritwalker 

A man not yet sure about his sexuality

Hey you see that guy hes as gay as spirit

spiritwalker by Anonymous July 30, 2003

spriteman 

part of the term "sexy spriteman" or even "sexy stud spriteman". refers to a particular ant mcewan and... sprite... duhh!

"mmm sexy stud spriteman"

spriteman by linds October 11, 2004

Spiritual but not Religious 

An ignorant and safe phrase for someone who doesn’t want to be pigeon-holed into a religion but doesn’t have the mental fortitude to admit or come to the conclusion that they either don’t know if there is and/or don’t believe there is a god or religion is wrong. (Agnosticism and Atheism, respectively).

Amy’s friend is Christian and while she doesn’t believe in the crack pot theories the Bible teaches like homosexuals should be stoned to death or a dude rose from the dead like a zombie, she either doesn’t want to confront her friend for fear of loss (and what a loss that would be), or she just doesn’t want to argue against it, passively condoning her behavior by stating, “you know, I’m just like spiritual but not religious. Also, I know you don’t believe in sex until marriage, but we can totally get ass-blasted by Darren tonight!”

Spiritual but not Religious by Posterofzeshit September 9, 2021