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second hand

"A girl friend, or wife." If we're getting more urban with it, but it could apply to any friend, partner, helper etc. who would maybe say the same about you, in an equally endearing but dominant gesture. "He's my second hand around here.", so it could be a Son on the farm who also knows how to run things, but has a boss, teacher or, as in this example, a Father. There's an element of a derogatory nature potentially implied with this comment, but it's not a requirement, in it's usage. Speaking of which is probably dated. Maybe it's usage has shifted that way over the years and run it's self out.
He's my second hand around here. Without him I would struggle like I've only got one hand! Also young Johnny has a brand new "second hand", his wife Jill, to add to the family that support each other.
by MasterJamez November 22, 2016
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5 second rule

Informal:

A popular axiom that deems food dropped onto the groud edible for a period of 5 seconds immediately following its release. Does not apply to porous or otherwise absorptive foods such as frosted cake or ice cream.
-No! Don't eat that!
-Nah, it's O.K. Five second rule!
by Auto_Insurance July 10, 2004
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Two Seconds

The amount of time required to complete a task one has failed to complete, and is being scolded about.
Teacher: Why can't you write your name legibly on your tests? It only takes Two Seconds to write your name.

Boyfriend: Why can't you hurry up and finish? I'm sitting here banging it out, and you can't take Two Seconds to finish?
by suecra13 November 10, 2011
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Sloppy Second

"It's become a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds." - Sean Avery
by McRust December 16, 2008
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Secondhand Drinking

Getting another persons alcohol induced vomit into your mouth without intending it.
Hot Drunk Bitch: Let's make out, I'm so trashed.

You: Okay.

Hot Drunk Bitch: vomits into your mouth

You: Fuck that! That was some nasty ass secondhand drinking right there!
by waggy04 February 21, 2009
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Second Hand iPod

Any person who sings the song currently playing on their iPod wanting to let the whole world know how bad their singing talent is.
Ugh, that girls being a Second Hand iPod.
by LiberalMania April 7, 2009
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secondhand swag

Having so much swag it begins to rub off on the people around you.
Hey man can you take your swag somewhere else? I'm starting to develop secondhand swag.
by thegoodbyerocketship July 8, 2011
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