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New Britain High School

Also referred to by myself as well as others as "New Britain High Penitentiary". Students are required to wear their ID cards around their neck (with their picture on BOTH sides of the card). Some like to think of them more as mugshots than ID cards. Even though there is a dress code indicated in the handbooks given to every student, the girls at NBHS apparently have trouble reading and comprehending the English language, as they still insist on wearing mini skirts, midriffs, and very low-cut shirts (even the girls that have obvious weight problems). Many students and teachers claim that whenever they walk into certain parts of the school, they start feeling sick which is no doubt the effects of all the mold and dust around the building.
It's quite easy to skip a class without getting caught - all you have to do is hang out in the new wing where there are less guards (if any at all). If you're a short person, your chances of getting squashed or "stepped on" in the halls are very high since they tend to get very crowded. This also causes problems during fire drills. If there were really a serious fire in the school, a lot of the kids wouldn't make it out in time due to the amount of time it takes to get over 3,000 kids out of a three-story building.
Some students find it funny to squirt ketchup and mustard on the railings in the stairways and stand by and watch as people get it all over their hands. A day without at least one fight breaking out is a great accomplishment for NBHS, and so is a month without any lock-downs or bomb threats. When there is a food fight, more police cars show up at the school than when there's a bomb threat.
Therapist: "So what exactly are you here for?"

Client: "I go to New Britain High School."

Therapist: *spills coffee* "I can't help you. Go home."
by Shannon (aka "Penguin") October 7, 2007
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school hopping

Climbing on top of public and/or private school roofs with buddies.

Usually different schools have different difficulty levels: level 1 schools having easy access to rooftops and level 69 schools being the hardest to escalate.

An example of a level 1 school would be queen of apostles school. an example of a level 69 school would be stanford.
Tylur: yo dude let's go school hopping tonight, we gonna hella conquer lincoln high school!

Carlitos: yeah dude we can piss from on top of the roof afterwards yo
by Karlinski January 15, 2009
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School Hangover

When you fall asleep in class, and literately pass out. When waking up, the following symptons may occur:
1. Drooling
2. Cowlick
3. Dont remember anything( where u are or whats going on)
4.eyes burning from light
5. major headache

THIS IS NOT RELATED TO A DRINKING HANGOVER
Today, only having an 1 of sleep the night before, completely passed out in the middle of a science lecture. When i woke up, drool was everywhere

Me: Where am I
Friend: You just had a school hangover
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School

Lucy used to be a prodigy...until she reached kindergarden and had to go to school to get a "proper education".
by LamentablyLetterless April 29, 2011
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School

The place that is the actual hell, and not the religious hell.
You go to school for 7 1/2 hours and have more work to go home with
by otgrj June 12, 2011
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School Book

A heavy book that contains boring shit that you cant understand, inside you will find the following:
-Crudely drawn penises in permanent marker
-Doodles varying from stick people to giant dinosaurs
-Hate notes for teachers
-A long list of names on the inside cover
-Portraits of important people with huge mustaches in marker
-Ripped out pages (and they are the ones you have to do for homework tonight)
-Dead bugs between the pages
Billy wished his school would buy new School Books with their money. Today when he opened his science textbook, a cockroach popped out from page 176.
by Herp and Smerp August 31, 2011
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school

How fucking great, my teacher Ms. Contreras made me have to stay in at school longer.
by DomoTrimbleMLG April 26, 2017
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