when you meet a sam, know that
a. she is either a little bit curvy and is super nice. she will always make you laugh or support you.
or b. a little skimpy blonde bitch who thinks doing a handstand is a personality trait. she WILL betray you.
a. she is either a little bit curvy and is super nice. she will always make you laugh or support you.
or b. a little skimpy blonde bitch who thinks doing a handstand is a personality trait. she WILL betray you.
person one: hey dude i’m dating this new girl, her name is samantha aka sam. she is blonde.
person two: dude, does she think cheer is a sport?
person one: yeah. she is always doing handstands for me.
person two: drop that snake.
person two: dude, does she think cheer is a sport?
person one: yeah. she is always doing handstands for me.
person two: drop that snake.
by hey dude :) January 3, 2020
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Get the samantha mug.An alternative phrase to replace the commonly over used and seldom meant acronym of "lol". The "samafls" more specifically indicates an exhalation of air that generally accompanies an expression of appreciation; hence the meaning "smiled and made a fft-like sound". Another take on the "samafls" is the "samaflsoot", which is related to the samafls in much the same way that "rofl" is related to "lol". Through the addition of "oot" (which stands for 'once or twice'), one indicates that their amusement is greater than a simple "samafls" would represent.
pspam1: *poiec
pspam1: *poeic
pspam1: *fuck it
ewe241: samafls
Man4323: fell out of bed!
pspam1: ha samaflsoot
*Pronunciation Guide*
For use in everyday verbal language
Stress indicated by CAPS Letters
saMAFls
saMAFlsOOt*
*00 indicating slight elongation as one does with n00b or j00.
pspam1: *poeic
pspam1: *fuck it
ewe241: samafls
Man4323: fell out of bed!
pspam1: ha samaflsoot
*Pronunciation Guide*
For use in everyday verbal language
Stress indicated by CAPS Letters
saMAFls
saMAFlsOOt*
*00 indicating slight elongation as one does with n00b or j00.
by Sam/Matt/Scott July 29, 2008
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