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sexy saturday

That beautiful day of the week where no matter how tired you maybe from your boring life MUST involve the sexiest sex of the week. if your single (or married long term and you will not be getting lucky form your significant other) its the day of the week you splurge on a cheep spanish hooker or get aquatinted with your right hand and have a red tube marathon with your favorite lotion and several red bulls *optional yet encouraged*
"Dude, It's Sexy Saturday!....Shit, where am i gonna find a cheep spanish hooker"
by edkibbee December 24, 2013
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Sexual Santa

Someone who is particularly unselfish and giving in the bedroom. Likely to happen only once a year, though not necessarily around christmas time.
My wife was good this year, so I'm going to give her all the sexual presents she wants. Yeah, I'm her sexual santa.
by Associate in Charge March 20, 2014
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Sexy Panda

A being who is so loveable and gives you the greatest cuddles. The sexy Panda is chubby but still hella sexy. The sexy panda is someone who will make you feel wonderful and good about yourself physically and mentally.
I got to cuddle with my sexy panda.
by angeldelamusique June 28, 2016
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postmarital sex

Sex with your ex; often shameful, and rarely a good idea. The imbibing of too much alcohol and the existence of too much loneliness are contributing factors to this condition.

(aka the postmarital pickle tickle)
Did I just see your ex-wife driving away from your house?
Yeah, we were engaging in a little postmarital sex.
by SirHangDangly March 1, 2011
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maple syrup sex

When level ten Canadians have sex they secrete maple syrup out of their orifices. Not to be confused with level nine Canadians who only use it for lube.
Paul: After that hockey game on Friday do you want to partake in maple syrup sex?

Nick: Only if we're talking about level 10 maple syrup sex, not that level 9 shit.
by Bedsheetgoddess February 3, 2015
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Sex God

One who is not only great in bed, they are great in the kitchen, in the car, in a park, a church parking lot, my parents' bed, the courthouse bathroom, everywhere.
I couldn't keep my mouth off of Sean Phillips dick, every orifice of my body aches for that sex god.
by jcbutts78 February 2, 2010
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sexual

what every definition in this site seems to be
This place is full of sexual references
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