That beautiful day of the week where no matter how tired you maybe from your boring life MUST involve the sexiest sex of the week. if your single (or married long term and you will not be getting lucky form your significant other) its the day of the week you splurge on a cheep spanish hooker or get aquatinted with your right hand and have a red tube marathon with your favorite lotion and several red bulls *optional yet encouraged*
by edkibbee December 24, 2013
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My wife was good this year, so I'm going to give her all the sexual presents she wants. Yeah, I'm her sexual santa.
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A being who is so loveable and gives you the greatest cuddles. The sexy Panda is chubby but still hella sexy. The sexy panda is someone who will make you feel wonderful and good about yourself physically and mentally.
by angeldelamusique June 28, 2016
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(aka the postmarital pickle tickle)
(aka the postmarital pickle tickle)
Did I just see your ex-wife driving away from your house?
Yeah, we were engaging in a little postmarital sex.
Yeah, we were engaging in a little postmarital sex.
by SirHangDangly March 1, 2011
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Paul: After that hockey game on Friday do you want to partake in maple syrup sex?
Nick: Only if we're talking about level 10 maple syrup sex, not that level 9 shit.
Nick: Only if we're talking about level 10 maple syrup sex, not that level 9 shit.
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I couldn't keep my mouth off of Sean Phillips dick, every orifice of my body aches for that sex god.
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