robeet

Very very stupid and can't do shit right

That dog is robeet

by Gdidbjdjd December 18, 2017

robertish

A language spoken by a true retard, that cannot be accomplished unless you are missing chromosomes. Only can be translated by a genuine and native Indian.

“Damn is he speaking in Robertish? I wish I can do that.”

by OOALEA18 February 25, 2018

Robert

A special type of human species that revolves around buying wooden ladies. Diagnosed with salt-syndrome. Continues to deny, but actually has an Indian wife while cheating with a lady in a storage unit.

Guy: Dude, why are you so salty? It was just a new Symmetra rework.
Guy 2: Nah, it's okay, he is just being a Robert.

by TheOneAndOnlyRobot July 16, 2018

Robert

Bitchass nigga who can’t get a hold of himself constantly crashing into problems and leaving them unsolved like a pussy

guy 1: Who that new kid

guy 2: he look like a bum

guy 1: must be a robert

by TUM0RT1CKL3R July 28, 2018

Robert

A very loud and often balding man.
With a schlong like a raisin.
Due to his tall stature his balding is very well hidden, it becomes evident when he’s on his knees groveling for forgiveness as he so often does.
Robert loves the party dingos and nose beers

Geez Robert is as loud as a foghorn

Roberts jaw is swinging like the gates of hell

by ChrisA789 November 17, 2018

Robert

Quiet kid. Also known as the new guy.

Teenager1: "Hey did you see the cute new kid."
Teen2:"Yeah. He's called Robert"

by #youwish February 10, 2019

Robert

A mad who steals Fat kids and makes them work out until they are fit. Robert returns the kids skinny as can be before the night is done.

Robert turned my kid skinny

by Didn’t do February 19, 2019