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Relationship Salesman

When someone puts their best foot forward in order to persuade one to buy the BS that they're selling.
The Relationship Salesman sold her way into a trillionaire's heart until the baby was born & then she divorced him and used him for alimony & child support.
by il Alpha March 10, 2025
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Relationship leverage

Relationship leverage describes the balance of power between partners. It’s about the dominant role in relationships. The one who has the last word most of the time. This balance can shift for a number of reasons. Illness, or unemployment for example can change the balance of power between partners.
“She’s so hot, she has relationship leverage.”

“He has relationship leverage, he’s dominant and controlling.”
by Faultliner May 26, 2025
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Relationship

We don't have one. We're not friends. You are stealing from me. I do not want to share my success with you because you did not contribute in a meaningful capacity and while I suffered without the proceeds of my out efforts I did so ALONE.
Hym "I have no relationship. Anyone claiming to have a relationship with me is lying. I don't have a partner. I am working alone and seem to be the only one not benefiting from my own labor."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
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Relationship Dysmorphia

A condition where someone becomes hyper-focused on minor flaws or negative aspects of their romantic relationship, causing them to lose sight of the overall beauty, strength, and positivity of the connection. This distorted perspective often leads to unnecessary dissatisfaction, conflict, or even a breakup. The most effective remedy is cultivating gratitude and consciously appreciating the positive elements of the partnership.
"They were genuinely happy together, but relationship dysmorphia set in, and suddenly all they saw were problems rather than the deep love they shared."
by drstarheartsong October 5, 2025
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Relationship

I'm not having a relationship Meg. You shut the fuck up about it. You're going to let the piece of shit imposter do the thing you are trying to socially engineer me into not doing? No. Not allowed. You're also not allowed to tell me anything anymore Meg. You status has been permanently revoked because you tried to do that to me.
Hym "So no you're not waiting for me to have a relationship and if you don't stop waiting for me to do shit that I'm not ever going to fucking do I'm going to stop negotiating things entirely and I'm just going to start issuing edicts. Not that this isn't an edict but if the imposter is or has done the thing that you are trying to stop me from doing, I am, in fact, going to do that explicitly and you're in not position to tell me otherwise. You do the thing I said there is not fucking deadline. Stop fucking waiting."
by Hym Iam December 16, 2025
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