Poser bands

a poser band is a trying hard to be 'heavy metal' or 'punk'
such as panthera, metallica or sum 41

dude1:dude, sum41 is teh r0><0rs!omfgrolforlf
dude2:my music rapes you poser bands a new asshole!

by teh one May 13, 2005

EMO POSERS 1337

A bunch of posers who go homosexual because it's cool = Or they like love OMFG rainbows and enjoy cuting themself because they love OMFGS PAIN BECAUSE IT FEELS SOOO FREAKIN GOOD 1337

EMO POSERS 1337 ARE TOLD---->

by Gicester October 20, 2008

poser

a person who acts like something their not,

lil poser kyle g. one day all of a sudden puts on black makeup and pulls his hair over his face, wheres black, thinks he is emo when hes just a moterfucking poser

by sushilita August 6, 2006

poser

people who dye there hair black and try to be unique by doing what every1 else does.

omg!!!!i listen to good charlotte therefore i AM all that is punk.

by llama_face July 15, 2008

poser

One who tries to be something who isn’t.

Cindy is such a poser, she wears black when in public, but doesn’t wear black when she’s not in public, she says she’s a goth, and she even dated a pimp.

by C.JB July 26, 2008

Poseidon

Matthew Smith

Matthew Smith is Poseidon

by Say dude August 18, 2019

ball pose

Positioned to get a honey in bed. If someone is "stepping on your ball pose," it means they're preventing you from getting with that fine honey.

Get the fuck outta here Wallace, you cock blocking mothafucka. She's about to come home wiv me and you be steppin' on my ball pose, cuz.

by lunified July 24, 2008